ENTERTAINMENT

OH, WHAT? DONT LIKE 90'S AESTHETIC? NEITHER DO I.
I DONT KNOW WHY I CHOOSE THIS AS MY WEBSITE'S AESTHETIC. I GUESS BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CULT THEMED OR WHATEVER AND THERE WERE PLENTY OF CULTS AT THAT TIME--
W-WHA? N-NO! WAIT!!! DONT CLICK OFF! I CAN LOOK INTERESTING LOOK! LOOK!!



WHAT? NOT ENOUGH FOR YOUR OVERSTIMULATED BRAIN? SIGGH. OKAY, HAVE THIS. MOVING IMAGES OR WHATEVER, GO THERE INSTEAD

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PROPAGANDA


SPREAD THE WORD.
SHARE SEYMOUR
WITH THE OUTSIDERS
AND LET EVERYONE
KNOW HIS TRUE
NAME!















HOTLINK ME!

CULTS

*im waiting to get accepted on these... ill just put this on the mean time
no ai webring previous random next a bluegreen rectangle showing the words the NO AI webring, with NO AI being written by a fountain pen, all in the style of 16 bit Windows 95 icons. to either side are two equally Windows-95-style cursors pointing left and right, softly bouncing up and down. in between it all is a small black question mark Go to the previous site! Check a random site! Go to the next site! What's a glaggle?
← random →

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THE GREAT



HELLO, TRAVELER
IT SEEMS YOUVE STUMBLED UPON THE BEST WEBSITE OF THIS DIGITAL REALM
BEHOLD
THE uhh greatness? OF THE AMAZING
THE GREAT
SEYMOUR!!!!!!



...WHAT
ARENT YOU AMAZED BY HIS GLORY?
CMONNNNN
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IF YOU STILL ARE INTERESTED ON SEYMOUR'S uhh amazing.. gaze??, KEEP READING

LORE

everything down here is a WIP obviously. ive been working on this new index for just two days now, gimme a break man

UHH IDK HEHEH TWO TIME LOCKED SEYMOUR DOWN FOR 13 YEARS CUZ
THEY WERE AFRAID HED STEAL AZURE LOL
jsut uh..... theres not any depth to it really, hes not mean to be taken seriously, i mean, he's a two time rip off.
why would you take my boy seriously! the only thing to him is that he was supposed to be two time's lost twin.

i decided to not make them related anymore just cuz i planned drawing them at some point? (as a ship) but of course i wouldnt do that if they were siblings, so now seymour is just someone that looks exactly like two time, and i think it makes it funnier because they both met on the cult too so two time joined the cult and there was just a random guy who looked exactly like them with the difference that he was green and had a whatsapp logo on his chest.

also, two time here is a fladerization of themself, being all crazy and possesive and weird about azure, to the point the locked down someone who looked like them for 13 years just so azure would NEVER leave their side and find someome "better" azure is totally aware of this, and does not care.

on this au, all the characters are one dimensional, and thats the idea. i know and love putting depth into characters. i mean, if you look around well youll find some interesting stuff here (not yet lol) but sometimes i like to have fun and make bad characters and bad writing because if disney can so do i