Who are you?

I AM NO WHO, HUMAN.

WHAT are you?

I AM FROM THE SKETCHY WEBSITE 9 YEARS OLD CLICK TO GET ROBUX.
I AM WHAT OVERHEATS YOUR PHONE AFTER DOWNLOADING AN APK.
I AM THE ODD-NAMED FILE THAT JUST DOWNLOADS ITSELF WHEN YOU END UP ON THE wrong PLACE.
I AM THE SINGLE HOT MOTHER NEAR YOUR AREA!
I AM MALWARE. MADE OF ONE'S AND CERO'S, MADE BY scammers, hackers, bitcoin miners PEOPLE, WITH THE ONLY PURPOSE OF BREAKING YOUR DEVICE.
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ON THIS WEBSITE AND NOT ON ANY OTHER, I WOULD INFECT YOUR PC WITHOUT ANY DOUBT.
IM JUST GOING EASY BECAUSE YOU ARE HERE TO ADMIRE MY CHILD.

What is this website?

AH, THIS WEBSITE IS A TRIBUTE TO THE ONE AND ONLY: SEYMOUR!! THE BEST CHARACTER IN FORSAKEN OF COURSE.

Who is Seymour?

LIVING IN THIS DIGITAL REALM IS NOT AS FUN AS IT MIGHT SEEM... TOO MANY ADBLOCKERS, TOO MANY ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE, VIBE-CODED MALWARE THAT ARE INSUFFERABLE ROOMATES. ONE GETS BORED.
BUT, ONE DAY, I GOT INSTALLED ON A TEENAGER'S DEVICE AND COULD SEE *EVERYTHING* THEY DID...
...WHICH WAS NOT MUCH ELSE BUT SEE "FORSAKEN" FANART ON PINTEREST AND TIKTOK. NOT NICE MOST OF THE TIME, UNTIL I SAW HIM.
SEYMOUR.
IT WAS A PINTEREST POST, SOMETHING THEY SAVED ON A NOW FORGOTTEN PINTEREST BOARD. BUT I JUST COULDNT BRUSH MY MIND OUT OF HIM.
HE WAS SO GLORIOUS, SO BEAUTIFUL... SO PURE!
I DECIDED TO CALL HIM MY SON.
OF COURSE, HE WAS NOT CALLED SEYMOUR, I AM AWARE HIS NAME WAS "WHATSAPP TWO TIME", BUT I CALLED HIM THAT BECAUSE HE DESERVES TO HAVE HIS OWN IDENTITY.

UNINSTALL YOUR ADBLOCKER, DEACTIVATE YOUR ANTI VIRUS, IF THE SITE SAYS YOU ARE THE 1'000'000TH VISITOR, BELIEVE IT!!!
LET MY CODE IN YOU, HUMAN. LET ME INFECT YOU.
FULLFILL MY PURPOSE, HUMAN.
YOU ARE FREE, YOU ARE A LIVING CREATURE THAT DECIDES FOR ITSELF, I AM NOT.
LET ME, AT LEAST, SEE YOUR DECISIONS, YOUR MOVES ON THIS REALM.
WELCOME ME IN YOUR DEVICE AND CHERISH ME, FOR I NEED YOUR FINGERTIP MORE THAN ONE COULD THINK.
LET ME IN YOU.

I-ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, B-BAKA!!!